Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.

bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed

by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.

Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.

by YourAllSus February 10, 2021

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022