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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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*eating burgers*

“man this shit hella smack”
by potaggai November 28, 2018
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Shucks man, I really appreciate it
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Shucked out

To leave in a hurry on a whim .coming from the use of a corn husk lit for use as a lantern in a pinch.
When he heard the sheriff was after him he shucked out
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Smack

Smack is the sound that is made when two people are having sex in some trees and they smack into each other!
Tarzan stares romantically at Jane from the tree next door.... “wanna smack?”

There’s this new, revolutionary way to do it, it’s called smacking.

Imagine how buff we’d all be if we had to smack to get it on. We’d all have six packs from god!

I will smack you right out of this tree Jessica, I swear to god.
by Untz-Cracker January 24, 2019
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Shmuck

Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ
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Shmuck

Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context
"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck
by thatnibber February 21, 2019
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