Smack is the sound that is made when two people are having sex in some trees and they smack into each other!
Tarzan stares romantically at Jane from the tree next door.... “wanna smack?”
There’s this new, revolutionary way to do it, it’s called smacking.
Imagine how buff we’d all be if we had to smack to get it on. We’d all have six packs from god!
I will smack you right out of this tree Jessica, I swear to god.
There’s this new, revolutionary way to do it, it’s called smacking.
Imagine how buff we’d all be if we had to smack to get it on. We’d all have six packs from god!
I will smack you right out of this tree Jessica, I swear to god.
by Untz-Cracker January 25, 2019
A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.
Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
by Untz-Cracker July 28, 2021