Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below

She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...

by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018

Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.

In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.

by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018

Swamp Doggy

Southern for Alligator

"Keep yer cat inside, dat der ol' swamp doggy gunna eat it"

by creekwater jones October 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

Swamp ass

When your butt is like in a pool of sweat or is very sweaty

My crush gave me swamp ass

by Cartoontvnetwork January 7, 2019