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A prison that teaches you shit yuo'll be forced to use later.
Kid: Man, school sucks...
~Ten Years Later~
Man(Former kid): Dude I'm so glad I stayed in that excuse for a prion I'M A ROCKSTAR NOW!!!
school by Amanda S. July 29, 2005
school = Gigli
school by Anonymous October 28, 2003
Verb: to school
A speculative statement of someones abilities in bed (sex)
I bet she'd school me!
school by GRR August 27, 2003
A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
School by Trynidee December 28, 2005
The world 'school' can be used to describe an important place that includes (but is not limited to) learning and may contain lots of books, (not to be confused with a library) but you don't care what happens in/to it.
Example:
Matt: "Hey, Joe"
Joe: "Hey, Matt"
Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?"
Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."
School by Loading_Name June 1, 2011
Technically,the place for child education,but realistically,the place where kids are being blackmailed into admitting their sexual tendencies and whatnot,because the penalty is that otherwise,the teachers will secretly put them into the media,and the kids will know what is really happening when they read books about crime,listen to songs with deep lyrics,etc.
We are all secretly embarrassed to death when we look back on our school days..enough said.
School by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012