After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.
30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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Get the POOTEN mug.That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.
by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022
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