by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022

For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
by J123345 March 4, 2025

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is
by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017
