Do-bad

Someone who does dumb and bad things over and over

Benson: Mordecai and Rigby are such do-bads

by Gfnjew October 22, 2023

Doing A Prayer

A task gang weeders must partake during every sunrise as a form of prayer to the joker-god to protect yourself from the mental and spiritual anguish of getting friendzoned. The prayer is done via the use of Bongs, joints, blunts, bowls, dabs, hash, carties etc.

Normie: Why the hell does he smell like skunk at this time of the day?
Red-pilled gangweeder: He’s doing a prayer, to shield himself from the spiritual and mental anguish from Veronica friendzoning him.

by lukashenho_ July 2, 2018

doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

do the digging

It typically means to search, look for or trying to find out something

My teacher asked me about the history of America and I figured that I had to do the digging to find the answer.

by Mechavelli November 16, 2018

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

doing a jenny

when a friend leaves you instantly and without any explanation.

she’s doing a jenny.
he’s doing a jenny.
she did a jenny to us and never came back.

by x659ds December 14, 2019