death note

A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.

Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out

by LagunaBolt July 3, 2007

Death Star

A big gun that floats through space and beats the crap out of everything.

OMG!! Its the death star, we must run... *promptly killed in a blinding flash of iridescent light*

by Lord Palpatine May 20, 2005

Death by Mask

The number of people worldwide who have died not of the coronavirus but accidentally or frighteningly because of the face mask, be it in the incorrect way they handle or wear the mask, which leads to breathing difficulty; or old or weak-hearted folks who were shocked by a masked family member, who wanted to pull a scary prank on them.

During this pandemic crisis, which is likely to be higher: death by math or death by mask?

by MathPlus July 4, 2021

death cult

Academically it refers to a "mortuary cult", which is an aspect of religion with a focus on the dead. Such as a tomb with a gravestone, alters dedicated to the deceased, or even funerals.

But when everyone else uses the term, they mean a religion that has a focus on either all of their members, or everyone who isn't a member, dying in some sort of religiously significant way, such as the rapture, or by mass suicide.

Evangelical Christianity is a death cult—they're literally trying to fulfill a prophecy to end the world!

by TUSF March 3, 2022

windmill of death

see headbanger this is taking headbanging to the next level, going so fast that other people will stand close to you to get cooled off by the fan of air coming off your moving-at-warp-9 hair

i was doing the windmill of death under a strobe light and people used me as a fan

by zeno the philosopher August 24, 2008

Death Lag

When your character is killed in the middle of something resulting from a horrible lag. The player's character could either be killed by an enemy player, the game environment, a NPC or some monster in the game. As long as the game connects via internet, then this could happen as long as that connection is bad or "laggy".

This mainly occurs in overpopulated MMORPGs or games with otherwise bad internet connections that occur frequently, eg. RuneScape and Call of Duty 4.

Player 1: "WTF happend?! We were just about to win!"
Player 2: "Damn noob killed me because I lagged."
Player 3: "Dude, you were just owned by a 'death lag'!"

by CCCLouds October 28, 2009

Death of Irony

Used to describe a situation when one does not recognize the irony of his or her actions.

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-Douchebag: I wear this scarf because it makes me look manly. It's a manly scarf.

-Lesser Douchebag: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Death of Irony.

-Douchebag: Wha-?

-Lesser Douchebag: Scarves are for girls, jackass.

by Ladnav February 12, 2009