shit

its something brown that comes out your ass! told ya...easy as 123! ;)

"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"

"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"

soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!

by shittyman123 April 6, 2010

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010

shit shakin

its a slang word for Im not scared..or im not shakin

john doe i wanna fiqht you...jane doe..aint shit shakin, but the leaves on the tress

by janell benboe April 18, 2010

shit tag

a tag made out of fecal matter

"dude that shit tag is dope"

by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010

shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)

to yell or scream at an employies or a baby sitter/nanny for doing a shity job at what they do.

"shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)"

present tence
shanna you are such a fricken shittinanny.

past tence
i just got shittinannyed for my work.

future tence
i just got arrested at baby sitting so i'll proboble get shittinannyed

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010