Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

stay put 

To remain in a fixed or established position.

Stay put, or you die.

stay put by jefffung April 21, 2011

just put it in the bin 

A failsafe phrase used to avoid filling a difficult request.

Hey, what about those W-2s?

Just put it in the bin.

just put it in the bin by gunshow February 11, 2005

can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.

Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.

can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 by ThatAlcholAddict September 6, 2021

rode hard and put to bed wet 

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).

"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."

rode hard and put to bed wet by enc0d3 April 26, 2006

can i put it in

to insert penus in vagina

to have sex

can i put it in by ANDRE December 9, 2003

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in 

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009