Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011

Vaslui Man

Vaslui Man is a species only found in the small area of Vaslui, inside of the Land of Vampires, Romania. Its more dangerous than a Florida Man, and only its sheer presence within 100 of metters of you can make you go into an alcoholic coma.

18 people have been killed by the sheer presence of a Vaslui Man 2 days ago and 39 others are in a alcoholic coma.

by TheBanananana November 6, 2021

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

Man Spread

Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.

"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."

by Czechyourself April 9, 2010

man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Man Friend

A man friend is someone that you are talking to and hooking up with but are still in between stages of being friends and/or boyfriend and girlfriend

"Today my man friend and I were discussing if we wanted to take our relationship to the next level."

by b!gr3d January 9, 2010

Eibar-Man

A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.

I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.

by KPOOR September 6, 2020