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Clap

Let me clap your mom
by Bad Humor September 21, 2021
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clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)
Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style
by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022
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clapped

omg jake is the definition of clapped xxx
by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021
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Clap it out

Following a powerful speech or influential statements that are somehow "moving", the applause is heavy and slow at first, then spreading amongst the crowd and increasing in clap rate.
The crowd was shocked by how blunt the speech was . When it was over they proceeded to clap it out.
by Immyownuruk! October 15, 2017
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapped

Ayo ☠️
Ayo is fucking clapped
by AyoSucks July 22, 2022
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No Clap

To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,
Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.
by Rewseph April 12, 2024
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