Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
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