1st...Tongues (Kissing With Tongues)
2nd... Touching (Touching Of The Other Persons Penis, Boobs And/Or Vagina)
3rd... Oral (Oral Sex, Sucking Their Penis Or Licking Out Their Vagina)
4th... Sex (Intercourse)
Girl 1: What Relationship Bases Did You Hit?
Girl 2: Me And The Dude Skipped 1st And 2nd Base And Went Straight To 3rd, Oral ;)
• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood • Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!
craze of following UK bands from the legendary dollshouse. Bands include Unlucky Fried kitten, I am A spider, The Bolans, V2086, cemetry gaes, and the now deceased Mickey Apples
Someone who's such a big fan of the band Two Door Cinema Club that they only live in their basement, as a tribute to the band from North Ireland. They often jack off to pictures of the band members whilst listening to "Undercover Martyn"