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Basement-dweller 

A commonly-used phrase that describes the socially inep
That dude is a total Basement-dweller
Basement-dweller by skull king October 18, 2009

Relationship Bases 

1st...Tongues (Kissing With Tongues)
2nd... Touching (Touching Of The Other Persons Penis, Boobs And/Or Vagina)
3rd... Oral (Oral Sex, Sucking Their Penis Or Licking Out Their Vagina)
4th... Sex (Intercourse)
Girl 1: What Relationship Bases Did You Hit?
Girl 2: Me And The Dude Skipped 1st And 2nd Base And Went Straight To 3rd, Oral ;)

Baseball dick 

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

basement mania

craze of following UK bands from the legendary dollshouse. Bands include Unlucky Fried kitten, I am A spider, The Bolans, V2086, cemetry gaes, and the now deceased Mickey Apples
Basement mania is growing rapidly amongst indie artists.
basement mania by LA2UK January 11, 2008

basement people 

Someone who's such a big fan of the band Two Door Cinema Club that they only live in their basement, as a tribute to the band from North Ireland. They often jack off to pictures of the band members whilst listening to "Undercover Martyn"
Yesterday I broke up with my boyfriend because he joined the basement people
basement people by Trulstei November 29, 2016

basement mind 

Absence of intelligence due to... lack of vitamin D from absence of sunlight. IE- A grown man living in his parents basement.
Yeah Carlos totally has a basement mind