whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.

The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.

by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

whale steak

Dogpiling a player in a game (usually a card or board game), not because it would be helpful, but because it would be funny.

"Mike is one victory point away from winning. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Dater whale

A larger than average amount of dater (data)

"Looks like we have a dater whale coming over that bus..." -Griff

by jamdunn October 21, 2011