microbet

Microbet is the tiny writing on the grout that separates the tile on the bathroom wall.

I was in the restroom at work the other day, and you would not believe what someone had written in microbet on the grout between the tile on the wall. It said, for a good time go to www.urbandictionary.com.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2011

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Microviral

A post on a social media site that has been shared and reposted amongst a group of friends, it's the first stage of a viral post.

That video has gone microviral, it won't be long before the whole world sees it.

by DJBiscuit August 21, 2013

microserf

Typical microsoft employee.

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth

by OddCharlie May 8, 2014

Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is

William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.

by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014

Microwave

Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people

Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.

by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015