douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.

Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.

by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015

Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .

by Cuckatron October 1, 2017

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

Spuc Lencer

A living meme that watches roblox or Minecraft videos in his spare time. Says to his friends he’s popped a boner whilst hitting his fist on their arse

Spuc Lencer has a mole on his face

by D7oomy Ali July 4, 2018

John Lennon

He was a member of the Beatles known as the popular member of them. He was shot in 1980.

John Lennon was a member of the Beatles

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Dirty lento

A dirty lento is when someone is when a woman on her period collects all the blood in a container then forcefully makes a man cum into it and puts it into a needle and injects it into the man's cock .

Me:Oh man did you here what kerrie did to Colin last night

Friend: didn't she do the dirty lento on him?

by Ruben is a goon April 22, 2020