Laptah

synonim for laptop.

"oh, your new laptah is so cool!"

by blacksalad October 12, 2011

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.

"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.

by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012

lappies

when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies

Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!

by fakespear December 8, 2013

laptopers

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.

- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!

by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013

lapdi

When a guy gets a deserved lapdance. Or just get lapdances. A lot of them.

Or when a guy just likes lapdances.

Call Lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!

Hello Lapdi! Lapdi, come here Lapdi! Come on Lapdi! He is mr. Lapdance

by Iniestar January 7, 2014

laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014