Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket
by headstrong May 18, 2013
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The Dutch Double Barrel

This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.
Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.
by the parrot fucker January 9, 2019
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dutch gas pedal

When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".
I gave Meghan the ole Dutch gas pedal last night!
by Jericho99 May 7, 2016
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Dutch Crop Duster

When you do a front flip and fart at someone spreading gas from face to foot.
Whoa, Jimmy just pulled a Dutch crop duster at the aerobics teacher and man he looks pissed!
by vivalaamerica April 3, 2011
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angry dutch orgy

First mention on the TV show 'Mixology'

A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
Katie: So I met this really hot bartender last night, and I had to get closer to him to show him the goods.

Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...

Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
by Noahconstrictor May 12, 2014
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Double Dutch Socket

Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.
That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!
by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009
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Double Dutch Rudder

The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).
"We like to chant O-H-I-O when doing the Double Dutch Rudder on High St."
by jazzJizz November 30, 2009
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