Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

by MantleLikesKids November 06, 2022

suck your dad

literally means suck your dad.

to andrew: u can go suck your dad silly fool

by kobiduh April 24, 2021

dead beat dad

a dad that doesnt play with his kids , Doesnt teach him how to play a beat , resulting in neglect,

see that dad over ther he never playes with his kids, what a dead beat dad

by Bear-3 August 19, 2015

your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

by cortizzle February 07, 2008

Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal

Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

by englishbullshit June 28, 2022

Shut up Dad

A term that is used when an annoyance occurs, or the instant an LG opens her mouth.

Example #1:

Kid #1: Bro you're so suave with your headgear can I cop your style?
Me: Shut up Dad.

Example #2

LG #1: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber album?
Me: No what's it called?
LG #1: It's call-
Me: Shut up Dad

by The Suave November 07, 2011

Yer Dad!

The female equivelent of "Your Mom"

Man: Im doin yer mom

Woman:Oh yeah, well im doin yer dad!

Man: .... FAKE AND GAY

by TheDicktater November 11, 2010