N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from SouthernNew Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
"I used to have a crush on Su Lin but I found out that she gave my best friend head right before she hooked up with me and she just used my feelings for her to get invited to parties"
Friend-"Man, she is such a zebra cunt waffle"