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blue waffle 

it's just every guys dream.

www.bluewaffle.net

sex in between legs.
George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"
blue waffle by ZF. August 13, 2010

belgian waffle 

your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.
He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.
belgian waffle by The 88 July 6, 2008

Belgian Waffle 

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."
Belgian Waffle by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
burnt waffle by UR MEM August 3, 2012

awful waffle 

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?
awful waffle by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006

zebra cunt waffle

an asian woman who is not only a bitch but also kind of a whore
"I used to have a crush on Su Lin but I found out that she gave my best friend head right before she hooked up with me and she just used my feelings for her to get invited to parties"
Friend-"Man, she is such a zebra cunt waffle"
zebra cunt waffle by zebracuntwaffle November 29, 2011