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Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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bull fruit 

When I saw Matthew coming out of Troopers, the gay bar, draging an effete young thing on Friday, and then saw him hustling Melisa on Saturday night, pinning her in between the pinball machines, I knew the rumours of Matthew being a bull fruit, willing to screw anything, where true
bull fruit by bullet88 July 18, 2009

crocodile fruit

bitter gourd (From the texture of the bitter gourd that resembles that of the skin of a crocodile).
The crocodile fruit belongs to the family Cucurbitaceae.

low-hanging fruit 

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.
During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.
low-hanging fruit by QuacksO March 31, 2021

Fresh Fruit

"Hey, i just bought some fresh fruit, you wanna go out back."
Fresh Fruit by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009

Juicy Fruit Twins 

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. The duo had one single called "walmart spinnaz" it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they took a few rips before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". The comical hit made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.
kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise fuckin blow


kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise are fuckin legends

Dragon Fruit 

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011