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sikhman effect

A cognitive mind-fuck or cock-block referring to the experience of male sexual ineptitude and incompetence as a result of perceived presence of a holy man during desperate attempts to achieve erection resulting in embarrassment, this effect is often experienced in attempted outdoor sex and in rare cases when a man intends to posture as a victim therefore externalizing blame.
- Honey, I'm sorry I can't get it up... I'm a victim of the sikhman effect.
- It's OK, there is always another time.
by sikhman June 30, 2021
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The Randall Effect

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015
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The glue effect

When a girl says she wants to fuck but you find out that she catches feelings and wants to stick with you.
Sam: Dude I just slept with a girl.
Juan: Dude that's awesome!
Sam: Nah man, she caught feeling.
Vince: The glue effect strikes again!
by puchaud December 5, 2016
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The Bortnik Effect

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....
He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!
by B-Radical31882 May 9, 2018
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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
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Gangsta Effect

The Gangsta Effect explains the proportional relationship between how fast one drives with the windows down, and how awesome one thinks one's music sounds.

Those at high risk for The Gangsta Effect commonly listen (but not limited) to: Rap, Hip Hop, Techno, Dub Step, and pretty much anything else with a heavy drum and bass line.
He had a bad case the The Gangsta Effect as he drove his momma's minivan around downtown.
by marcibugninjaneering April 23, 2013
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The NikoFuji Effect

You're driving at full speed through the main straight of a mountain pass, but your track instincts kick in and you turn in way too early/late, resulting in a head on collision with a guardrail.
"Sorry, I encountered the NikoFuji Effect on the main straight."
by NikoFuji May 9, 2022
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