A cognitive mind-fuck or cock-block referring to the experience of male sexual ineptitude and incompetence as a result of perceived presence of a holy man during desperate attempts to achieve erection resulting in embarrassment, this effect is often experienced in attempted outdoor sex and in rare cases when a man intends to posture as a victim therefore externalizing blame.
- Honey, I'm sorry I can't get it up... I'm a victim of the sikhman effect.
- It's OK, there is always another time.
- It's OK, there is always another time.
by sikhman June 30, 2021
Get the sikhman effect mug.When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015
Get the The Randall Effect mug.When a girl says she wants to fuck but you find out that she catches feelings and wants to stick with you.
Sam: Dude I just slept with a girl.
Juan: Dude that's awesome!
Sam: Nah man, she caught feeling.
Vince: The glue effect strikes again!
Juan: Dude that's awesome!
Sam: Nah man, she caught feeling.
Vince: The glue effect strikes again!
by puchaud December 5, 2016
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Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
Get the Moses Effect mug.The Gangsta Effect explains the proportional relationship between how fast one drives with the windows down, and how awesome one thinks one's music sounds.
Those at high risk for The Gangsta Effect commonly listen (but not limited) to: Rap, Hip Hop, Techno, Dub Step, and pretty much anything else with a heavy drum and bass line.
Those at high risk for The Gangsta Effect commonly listen (but not limited) to: Rap, Hip Hop, Techno, Dub Step, and pretty much anything else with a heavy drum and bass line.
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Get the Gangsta Effect mug.You're driving at full speed through the main straight of a mountain pass, but your track instincts kick in and you turn in way too early/late, resulting in a head on collision with a guardrail.
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