Indiana river boat

When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.

My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards

by Jordiablo April 10, 2024

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boat butting

The act of boating someone's butt.

MJ talking to the group; "did you hear Michael is boat butting Liz, I heard she loved it"

by KingMyz August 26, 2022

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Boating

The act where your planking and your penis touches and goes into the cool toilet water.

Gilbert G. “Bro! I was just boating and my penis went back inside my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018

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unbalanced boat

When two people or more all have the same thoughts or opinions but don't recognize that the other person or people has the same as them.

Person A and Person B both likes apples. But Person B made it seems like bananas are better. So Person A and Person B began quarrelling even though both of them have the same opinion. Which makes them on an unbalanced boat.

by ThankoX2 October 18, 2023

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Boat

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

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