bassist

Let me tell you that a bassist is someone who learns their instrument, perfects technique, and CAN WOW people from time to time. ON A BASS

A lot of players todays are just that.... Players.

bass is the cop out string instrument

My definition is the least paid, least appreciated, most expendable, and least heard person in a band. Bands today don't really need a bassist due to guitar compressions and technology but choose to to make the rest of the band look better, plus its cheaper than buying fancy guitar effects and technology. Take it from someone who THOUGHT bass was cool and wasted 12+ years learning it just to have my recording levels lowered beyond belief and my songs taken credit for.

there are no reasons to name great bassists because there are none, and there is NO SUCH THING AS A LEAD BASS!

by Tevil March 5, 2007

Bassell

A guy who plays the trumpet and is very, very dark and delicious. He knows how to treat women well, it just takes a few tries. He has a very bubbley butt. He really likes music and alcohol. Put the two together and he'll be happy forever.

Hey, did you hear Bassell play his trumpet the other day?

by Dominicaaa November 16, 2010

basshead

noun:1a)A person that does or did something absolutely absurd
noun:1b)a word for describing someone as dumb or unintelligent
adj: something that is absurd

Tim was characterized as a basshead after he slipped on a banana peel in front of his whole class.

Where are you coming up with these basshead ideas?

by ultrabasshead October 18, 2008

bassmonkey

An Ultimate Incredibly uber elite player who is cl of #pwn.cs clan

Bassmonkey you own

by Nirgora February 5, 2003

Basset hound

When a girl or boy thinks they are cute when they are ugly all the time

"Dang she is a basset hound."

by Taken forever November 30, 2014

Bassist

Someone who plays the bass. They have no friends because they play the bass. And they often have a little tub.(fat) Everything bad should be blamed on them because they aren't good for anything. They also eat everything in sight.

You can say you're going to raise a bear cub and tell yourself that it won't eat everything but in the end the bassist eats everything.

Wow what a bassist move.

wait, do you play the bass? because that was retarded.

by Jacarper January 25, 2011

bassion

A light skinned female that won't add random men on facebook.

Lonelle Timothy Price called Nike a booty bassion when she said she didn't want him all up in her facebook profile.

by Nike R. September 30, 2007