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Nazi Zombies 

As we all know, Zombies are the walking dead (or infected with some kind of 'rage' virus). We also know that at one point in our lives, we will have to pick up a shovel, or axe, and have to deal with their brain eating tendencies.

But, many people are yet unaware of the upcoming rise of the 'Nazi Zombies'. They are the most evilest of evils*, and are literally Nazis who died in the war, and will one day rise from their graves, and infest the earth, probably leaving you stranded in a building with boxes that give you random weapons, and couches that you have to pay to move.

There's no need to worry, just pick up Call of Duty: World at War, and learn all the survival methods to protect you from the goosestepping dead; How to activate floating bombs, how to repair walls chunk by chunk, and how to blame your friends when they do finally overtake and kill you.

It should also be noted that Nazi Zombies can't stand colder regions (According to recent road signs), however the movie Dod Sno (Dead Snow) indicates they can rise in order to protect their Nazi Gold... So if you do retreat to colder climates to avoid your unpleasant death, don't mess with any boxes, crates or other containers of anything appearing to be gold.

*Yes, they are about as bad as 'Pirate Ghosts'
Oscar - "Oh my gawd, it's a ZOMBIES!"

Schindler - "No, it's NAZI Zombies!"

Oscar - "Oh... Well now I don't feel to bad shooting them... I mean, because, you know, they were evil before they were trying to eat my brains."
Nazi Zombies by Gamingtrevor June 10, 2009
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Zombieing 

It’s where someone you previously dated (and very likely cared for) or were even in a relationship with, ghosted you, only to then resurface some time later, most likely in the form of some sort of social media interaction or an out of the blue text message. Usually the zombieing happens just when you’ve gotten over the hurt of having them ghost you in the first place. Then, all of a sudden, they subtly reappear (I say subtle – it can feel like a slap in the face!) causing more emotional upset.
I was totally "zombieing" at the thought of my ex messaging me after no contact.
Zombieing by kazuri February 24, 2018

Zombifried 

when you get so high you cant move and you zone out for long periods of time...so you feel like a zombie
dude i got fuckin' zombifried the other day...i couldnt even light the joint
Zombifried by Little__White January 2, 2010
From the root word "Zombie" Defined as the body of a dead person given semblance of life and "-Esque" an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance or distinctive character.

Popularized by zombieseatpeople.com, the term can be used in the context of somone is truly zombie like, as opposed to actually being a walking corpse. Of which the undead would not be zombesque because they would genuinely be a fucking zombie, and genuinely want to eat your face off.

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“That guy over there is really zombesque, he says nothing and smells like he messed himself.”

“Wow, she was zombesque when we humped, is was like making love to a maggot farm.”
Zombesque by zombieseatpeople.com December 14, 2010

Zombioid 

A person who uses opioid pain medications chronically causing them to become lethargic and/or exhibit irrational behavior.
Grandma became such a zombioid after she started taking those pain meds for her hip pain.
Zombioid by I_am_no_one January 26, 2019
Zombin is a type of game that is made on scratch and has mid quality or gameplay.
Usually it's made by a kid between the age of 8-12 and doesn't understand coding yet.
"Yo did you hear that new Zombin game? it's so mid!"
"Zombin is so great!"
Zombin by roblox6969669 August 13, 2023

Social distancing zombies 

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
Word of the Day on April 4, 2020