Twitch Widow

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.

Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.

by Murderousdoll05 May 4, 2018

world wide web pollution

when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.

I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.

by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018

Displaced width

A width of an object that constantly changes

I cant measure the area with this displaced width

by BigIanDries June 19, 2018

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).

Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.

by Irtiza July 5, 2018

Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 17, 2018

fist-width trash-disposal

A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.

Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018