Fake mustache

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

by jzimbert May 30, 2006

fake Jew

Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.

Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.

Anti-Zionists claim that if Julia Salazar were pro-Israel, no one would care that she was a fake Jew. This is because thieves don't believe in honest people.

by Der Emes December 28, 2020

head fakes

When a female performs oral sex on a male. The motion that is done with the neck imitates a basketball player when he fakes out an opponent by using his head in quick jerking like motions to fake them out.

Oh you know Mary is really good at throwing the head fakes.

by Shone June 3, 2005

fake the snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

DrDisastor's story had to be true as who would fake the snake

by FakeTheSnake November 2, 2017

Fake Metal

Loud Rock Music that has nothing to do with Heavy Metal other than being loud!? People who think that Glam Bands like Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi and Skid Row are (NOT) 'Metal' don't know what the hell Heavy Metal is! These bands are too sentimental and/or romantic and poppy to be 'Metal'! They are the opposite of what Heavy Metal is! Their image and style is too flashy and over-the-top! They wear more make-up than your girlfriend! People say they look like chicks, well yeah, they also look like clowns! Seriously, get a clue!
Manowar is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because they are too cheesey and silly to be taken seriously! They've never been in any wars and they certainly aren't warriors, so their fake! Their lyrical themes are remeniscent of fairytales! And lastly, Motorhead is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because Lemmy Kilmister disregards the term 'Heavy Metal'! And simply lables his style as Rock 'N Roll! And Motorhead's style and content leans closer to Punk Rock!

Fake Metal and/or Non-Metal: Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi, Skid Row; Led Zeppelin, Kiss, AC/DC, Van Halen, Motorhead; Manowar, Dio, Queensreich, Dream Theater; Faith No More, Tool, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Godsmack, Disturbed etc.

by organ glock March 21, 2007

Fake Muslim

The terrorists who bomb random places and do barbaric acts in name of Islam. These pricks ruin the name of Islam and are the primary reason for Islamophobia. Real Muslims are just normal people just like most of the people in the world. Also Fake Muslims also enjoy fucking goats and suicide bombing.

Notable examples are, ISIS and Al Qaeda.

Rashid is a terrorist goat fucker who's a novice in the ISIS. He is a fake Muslim

by Carl_Johnson May 9, 2023

Fake bisexual

Fake bisexual-when one has an attraction to one sex more than the other

Fake bisexual Im bisexual but I like woman more then men or I only slept with men when I can't get a women or when I need money or somewhere to stay

by Fake bisexual September 9, 2018