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Special Snowflake syndrome 

‘Special snowflake’ syndrome, is a disease in which the subject believes that because she occupies a subculture mildly different to the mainstream, she is inherently better, and above them. The subject will never state that she is better, but it is implied, as is the belief that she is rare in her qualities, despite, in reality, being an only slightly less common cliche. Subjects suffering from this syndrome have been known to make statements such as “I’m the girl who’d rather stay home reading Harry Potter than get drunk and get ‘sweet hooks’ “, and will frequently act as if she is under tremendous pressure to act like a ‘typical girl,’ not realising that ‘typical girls’ are a myth, and those she looks down upon are not what they seem.

See also: tumblr cliche, First world problems.
As soon as she picked up that digital camera and bought some vans she caught Special Snowflake Syndrome.

Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome 

Also known as V.D.S., A condition exsisting in some people where the symptoms involve extreme hornieness and desire for a woman's vagina. If such condition is left untreated, the victim will have rope burn on the genitals, or death in extreme cases.
Gosh, I think I'm so horny that I might die from V.D.S..

American Big Dick Syndrome 

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome 

A fictional disease attributed to bitchy girls as an attempt to explain why they are the way they are.

Commonly abbreviated as SUCS.
Bitchy girl:
"I'm going to act like hot shit even though I'm not very attractive, then I'm going to get drunk and be a complete cunt to everyone that isn't a hot guy."

Observers:
"Looks like she's got Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome."

Desperate Dick Syndrome 

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.
Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

Mikayla syndrome 

When girl who can't take 90% of pictures without laughing and looking very, very silly. =]
its the mikayla syndrome!
Mikayla syndrome by ECkid January 21, 2008