Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.
"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."
A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.
"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eatnuts and berries!"
A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.
Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.