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PeeNut Butter

N. A mix of truffle butter and peanut butter, in which a man sticks his penis in a girl’s anus and, subsequently, vagina to then both piss and ejaculate inside her (hence PeeNut).
Dudebro 1: “Bro did you pipe Rosalind last night?”
Dudebro 2: “Yeah man, but she had some weird-ass kinks, ended up servin’ up some PeeNut Butter.”
by Rennat_easel February 11, 2019
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peanust

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying
Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust
by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020
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PeeNut

When you pee and "nut" at the same time.

nut = orgasm
You bro, i somhow PeeNut'ed yesterday.
by yeetus da fetus May 10, 2021
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hort peanus

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus
by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022
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The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"
Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!
by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010
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butt peanuts

(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
by vanderspoor August 3, 2011
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Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012
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