lobotomy

if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood

Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.

by Standford August 28, 2006

Lost

Television program that began a few years ago, that people watch as if they were addicted to crack cocaine. The first two or three episodes were very well done, and then they hired chimps and orangutans to write from there on out. The structure of the show follows no coherent logic whatsoever, and any time a continuity error is made, everything is explained as 'time travel' and 'flashbacks' and new subplots are introduced to buy time to figure out how the hell to explain it all. The show is appropriately named "Lost" because anyone trying to figure out what the hell is going on will become lost. Also, if you sat down to watch the entire episode, an Hour of your time would be "Lost" forever. 4 seasons into the show and they still haven't explained anything, yet they have managed to introduce 742 new subplots which they will never be able to explain by the time they cancel the show. You're a fool if you watch the show, ever expecting any answers.

"I sat down to watch Lost and before I knew it chimps and orangutans stole an hour of my life."

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.

Chris has one nasty sand lobster.

by Chris Sever February 1, 2008

Lost In Translation

A movie staring Bill Murray that wanna be bohemian's adopt as inspirational/moving/deep (pick any exagerated state of greatness).
The best part of the movie is where a Japanese "escort" asks the character played by Bill to "lip my stalkings" in a very strong engrish accent.

Some people have a low self esteem. One way they can feel better is by choosing the movie "Lost in Translation" as their favorite and ridiculing those who see it for its true value.

by Ciper January 20, 2006

lobsterbagging

As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.

John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.

by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013

Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.

HAHA, Richie Campbell is a lobster fucker.

by 1865richieisgay March 3, 2014

lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016