Joe Pesci

In the game of golf, on the putting green, a "Joe Pesci" is any tough five foot putt.

After sticking his approach onto the green, Jim missed a real nasty Joe Pesci.

by jcodex_13 September 11, 2010

Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"

My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.

by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016

Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.

10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."

by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009

billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!

billie joe is so hot

by william-joe December 28, 2005

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl October 13, 2008

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Joe Pearson

Joe Pearson is that legend at university who is hated by women for no reason but the lads absolutely love him.

"Is that Joe Pearson?!"

by SwanLovingTeen May 8, 2018