fener

Someone who flips tf out if they do not have their juul in their mouth at all times

Weston is such a *fener*, he hasn’t hit his juul since bio and he’s starting to flip tf out

by Cumdan Jennings March 13, 2019

Federico

You have this name? fr? damn dude i am sorry... wanna talk? u good?
Anyway, you have some serious shit in your head and the sdrogo won't help you.

"ao who's that cappuccino over there? "
"he's Federico, stay away from him, he has aids"

by cappuccinoJegah November 21, 2021

FederalProsecutor

An individual who abuses his power in exchange for acts of sexual violence.

That FederalProsecutor really fucked me hard to remove my mutes!

by themelrosedefiner January 22, 2022

Mudhen Fever

A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan.

Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.

Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends.

Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here.

Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game.

Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945.

Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit.

Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever!

Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972)

Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you.

Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen!

(The game begins and no one is talking)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011

Gash Fever

Flu like symptoms, can be very serious when sufferer also have 'Lash Fever'. You catch it when you get too much Gash in a short period of time. Can be treated by cutting down on Gash in til you fully recover. Avoid going on the Lash when you have 'Gash Fever' at all costs!

1: ''Saw u out lst nite, u was on bare gash!''
2: ''Yeah blud, I got Gash Fever now doh''

by bsr123 July 18, 2011

Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011

Swine Fever

Sexually transmitted disease (STD), know by the medical term Trichomoniasis that is running rampant in the dance club scene. This is a new STD and most people have never heard of it or can't pronounce it so it is commonly called Trichinosis. Trichinosis is cause by eating raw pork and is not a STD.

The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.

Joe, "Dude that girl I took home the other night had a pig nose and did a mud slide on the way home in the rain. She was weird."

James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."

by TuckDCconnect August 7, 2012