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electric car owners
literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.
Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old
electric car owners by anonymous March 8, 2022
a dog ran in front of my car
When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
a dog ran in front of my car by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018
q-car
The chiefly British term for a sleeper car, in other words, a car that has very high performance, but looks as sensible, unassuming, and everyday-looking as any suburban sedan coming to pick up the kids from school.
The name "Q-car" comes from the "Q-boats" or "Q-ships" used by the British forces in World War I & World War II that were armed military ships, but disguised to look like a civilian passenger or shipping vessel. Compare to ricer, a car that has all kinds of tacky, superficial, and stupid exterior modifications, but usually an underpowered 4-cylinder engine (all show, no go).
The name "Q-car" comes from the "Q-boats" or "Q-ships" used by the British forces in World War I & World War II that were armed military ships, but disguised to look like a civilian passenger or shipping vessel. Compare to ricer, a car that has all kinds of tacky, superficial, and stupid exterior modifications, but usually an underpowered 4-cylinder engine (all show, no go).
California Car Wash
A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?
California Car Wash by Chris T. Norris June 18, 2011
chick car
An automobile preferred by women, usually 'toylike', most often white in color.
Classic examples- VW Rabbit convertible, Mazda Miata, new VW Beetle.
Also Toyota Rav4 and any hybrid such as the Prius.
The sitcom 'Yes, Dear' did an episode in which the main character bought a white Mazda Miata and become frustrated when the car was constantly labeled a 'chick car'.
Chick cars always have automatic transmissions.
The only 'chick muscle car' was the baby blue colored 'Ladybird' version of the Trans Am.
Classic examples- VW Rabbit convertible, Mazda Miata, new VW Beetle.
Also Toyota Rav4 and any hybrid such as the Prius.
The sitcom 'Yes, Dear' did an episode in which the main character bought a white Mazda Miata and become frustrated when the car was constantly labeled a 'chick car'.
Chick cars always have automatic transmissions.
The only 'chick muscle car' was the baby blue colored 'Ladybird' version of the Trans Am.
crisis car
The hot little convertible sports car (any vintage, from classic to next year's model) that you just know was purchased by a guy with a combover as part of his midlife crisis.
Check out that red ragtop Corvette in front of Denny's! That's a crisis car if I've ever seen one. You know the driver is some old bald dude with a combover going through a divorce.
crisis car by Duxall Inarow June 3, 2010