Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.

Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.

by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018

Baby Nazi

An adult who never got out of his edgy kid phase, thinks that tasteless antisemitic jokes are still funny, and still tries to piss people off just so they can call them a pussy for being offended by it.

Some baby nazi just drew swastikas all over the stalls in the mall bathroom.

by Greese Job October 21, 2019

Baby dose

When someone baby doses, it means they're still using drugs, but they're using it in a smaller amount (or claim to be) just to get high occasionally.

Tonya: I baby dose now and again just for the taste...

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Baby 2

The actual and correct answer to 2 + 2.

Jeffy: The mommy 2 and daddy 2 love each other very much make baby 2.

by Dray’s Dictionary November 27, 2020

Plant babies

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

by Shortyish January 5, 2021

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

Baby kata

Baby kata has eaten my entire family

Baby Kata ate my pet roach

by Iloverats April 25, 2021