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Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair
I have beard cancer on my face
by izzy3624 March 25, 2019
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Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."
by SweetSugarBalls March 1, 2023
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Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
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beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.
so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!
by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014
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Beard Stuff

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.
Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)
by suruh101 February 4, 2024
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weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.
He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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