doubledangdiddleydong

A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.

Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.

by SweetSugarBalls December 06, 2024

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 02, 2017

Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.

"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."

by SweetSugarBalls March 01, 2023

Tucumcari

A girl that loves giving guys oral sex so much she will make you orgasm twice.

I brought a Tucumcari home from the library last night!

by SweetSugarBalls April 08, 2022