Definitions by suruh101

Wife Disrespecter

When you set an 8 am alarm but your wife doesn't have to wake up at 8 am.

"Wow he's a real wife disrespecter, he set an 8 am alarm when his wife didn't need to wake up that early."

Wife Disrespecter by suruh101 January 11, 2026

Beard Stuff 

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.

Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)

Beard Stuff by suruh101 February 4, 2024

Racoon Ankle

A chicken nugget.

"Getcha Racoon Ankles hea!" "Fresh off the fryer!" Come in get em!"

Racoon Ankle by suruh101 December 2, 2021