anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you and another person spreads your ass cheeks and bash your anus together.

"I love anal collision it can be used by any gender!"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 8, 2019

Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

by Swampyman May 19, 2019