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Cleaning the Nasty Zebra

When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.
Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?

Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!
by Muhamed Mclovin May 26, 2011
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Zebra Scooch

When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women.
Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! Pretty good for a midget!
by Amir Goldstien June 18, 2006
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zebracorn

A mythical creature, buch like a unicorn but substitutiing the horse parts with zebra. The creature also has the added abilites of blending in nearly perfectly to any surronding, making it nearly invisible to the human eye, and if harmed will cause you 12 years of bad luck
Me and Grace went zebracorn hunting the other day. We almost caught one but we missed it cause I was afriad of hurting it. I'm not looking to get 12 years bad luck, no sir.
by TreyJay October 20, 2008
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zebrafied

The act of turning into a zebra.
by James Serkland July 15, 2005
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muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.
"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."
by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008
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zebrasus

Rare animal. Half zebra, half pegasus.
Very friendly. Never spotted in wildness.
Used to describe something imaginary.
As we got recently funded, we are buying a Zebrasus for the office. Yay!
by chipironcin January 31, 2016
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Zebraffephanteaglionicornilla

A mythical creature spawned at the hands of someone who played god. Consists of a unicorn, zebra, giraffe, elephant, scorpion, and an eagle.
Yo bro I just saw a zebraffephanteaglionicornilla. It was crazy
by TheCornerBrah September 21, 2016
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