Wonky

When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.

Woah,he’s way too wonky to gat an A+!

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 7, 2023

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 4, 2020

Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020