witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

by emilygoo July 27, 2006

Without the Vaseline

With extreme anger and hostility toward another person, vengeful and showing no mercy or sugarcoating; usually used in conjunction with "Fucked" or "Raped".

"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."

"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."

by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008

Without a Trace

A Crime Drama about a team of FBI agents that race the clock to find Missing Persons. The average episode opens with a person doing an every day thing before vanishing into thin air. The team then spends the hour searching through every aspect of the missing persons life, usually finding quite a few different crimes they commited and usually having half a dozen suspects they are sure did it. In the end you'll realize nobody kidnapped or hurt them at all, they just ran away or got caught up doing some crime (usually for a good reason)
The team of agents consists of:
-Jack Malone, a divorced father very passionate about his work and usually speaks in a ruff monotone voice that makes me, the audience, worry if he's well.
-Vivian Johnson, a short black woman with a receeding hair line and a thick (and fake) New York accent.

-Samantha Spade, a pretty blonde stereotyped as that strong independant woman every crime show has , but who get together with almost every guy on the show.
-Danny Taylor, a young handsome Spanish man from a troubled and broken home. Every season you learn some new horrible event from his childhood that makes you wonder why he hasn't lost it.
-Martin Fitzgerald, the son of a high powered veteran agent who has to live up to high expectations yet also show he is more than just his father...blahblahblah...
-Elena Delgardo, a beautiful Spanish mother who came in in the fourth season and has really only ever been Dannys love interest.

Did you see Without a Trace last week? Talk about anger management when Jack threw that chair through the window! Or when Danny punched that suspect?

by IloveDannyTaylor February 23, 2011

witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Keyboardcat Witness

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.

He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.

by ravenmsb June 24, 2009

Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service

Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.

by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009

Changing lanes without signaling

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

by intelinside August 5, 2010