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wotless

Jamaican colloquialism, patois: meaning stupid or clueless
De bway wotless, see im a run go (See the stupid boy is running away)
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Jehovah's Witness

The Jehovah's Witness could not respond to any of my questions unless it was covered in his telemarketer's manual "Reasoning from the Scriptures".
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jehovah's witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses? Yes, that is the way they refer to themselves. It is a descriptive name, indicating that they bear witness concerning Jehovah, his God ship, and his purposes. "God," "Lord," and "Creator"—like "President," "King," and "General"—are titles and may be applied to several different personages. But "Jehovah" is a personal name and refers to the almighty God and Creator of the universe. This is shown at Psalm 83:18, according to the King James version of the Bible: "That men may know that thou, whose name alone is JEHOVAH, art the most high over all the earth."
God's personal name in ancient Hebrew

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The name Jehovah (or Yahweh, as the Roman Catholic Jerusalem Bible and some scholars prefer) appears almost 7,000 times in the original Hebrew Scriptures. Most Bibles do not show it as such but substitute "God" or "Lord" for it. However, even in these Bibles, a person can usually tell where the original Hebrew text uses Jehovah because in those places the substituted words are written in large and small capitals, thus: GOD, LORD. Several modern translations do use either the name Jehovah or the name Yahweh. Hence, the New World Translation reads at Isaiah 42:8, "I am Jehovah. That is my name."
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9,000,000 Jehovah's Witnesses Worldwide
Look, it's those awesome Jehovah's Witnesses people!
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wotless

To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.
Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.

10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.
by The Bailiff and Bushtucker November 28, 2005
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witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.
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Jehovah's Witnesses

"Who are those modestly dressed, heavily medicated sad chicks littering in our laundry room?" "Oh, those are some Jehovah's Witnesses."
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jehovah's witnesses

A group of annoying assholes that travel in pairs to try to spread the 'word of god' to their unsuspecting victims. Hard to get rid of.
Go away, you Jehovah's Witnesses!
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