Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

Weepedemic

The outbreak of unnecessary sadness amongst teenagers who think they know what fucking real suffering is at all!

Mainly ravages the Emo jackoff community.

Brian: This Weepedemic is causing a real crysis amongst those dirty Emo's.

by Uncool Mikey March 23, 2017

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weebspeak

Rudimentary Japanese that consists of common phrases used in animes, particularly in shonen jumps.

Franny: "I'm so sad"
Amanat: "daijōbu"
Franny: "Stop it with the weebspeak Amanat you've only watched Naruto"

by Weebyweeb November 1, 2018

weebsplain

when a weeaboo loudly corrects and explains things about Japan, often inaccurately, to a real Japanese person. (like mansplaining, but instead of a man to a woman, it's a weeb to a Japanese person)

“Samurai did take their katana out for other reasons than bloodying it, Derek. Japan is humid. Blades need sharpening. So shut the fuck up and stop weebsplaining.”

by cutesy pastel living doll August 5, 2019

Weedpits

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.

Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 15, 2019

Piss Weepis

The process of urinating into that sad bitch over there.

I gave Sandy some good piss weepis last night.

by Alphapird May 25, 2020