Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020

ball washer

the mouth, used in a derogatory sense

Bill won't shut up; he's been running his ball washer all day.

by Beaglebitch April 19, 2018

Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe

{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}

by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

water washer

The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.

Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete

by Nekromancers March 01, 2020

corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 09, 2023

toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader

"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "

by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023