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Global warming crisis

A media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. A convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.
Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.

It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.

Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.
by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010
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Chunch Warming

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.
Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps
by Lawreee March 13, 2011
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Wadding

A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.
"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."

"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."

"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"

"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"
by Alana Howard February 1, 2008
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Wading

Verb, Present tense: Wading

to look in the mirror, fuck bitches, and work out, at the same time.
Man #1: Yo, nice fellow i am acquainted with, what have you been doing today.

Man #2: NIGGA STFU IM WADING!

Man #1: Wow that was rude but then why am in your room while your getting laid and doing curls.

Man #2:........

Man #1: Look at me! my face is not in the mirror.
by Doctor Fuego September 21, 2011
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wayminute

"Honey, it's time to wake up!"
"Wayminute."
by redhed311 May 3, 2005
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barn warming

When a bunch of hillbillies get together and fill a barm full of farm animals and the boys fuck them while the girls ar fluffers to make sure the guys stay hard
Me and my sister Beth are going to a barn warming to slowdown the amount of incest we already have in the country!
by Hilarious1 November 6, 2013
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Global warming

An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change
Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
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