VerticalMonitorWeeb

A VerticalMonitorWeeb is a person that deems a vertical monitor to be an essential part of a gaming set up.
Every VerticalMonitorWeeb must announce when they are rotating their screen, in an attempt to flaunt dominance over their peers.

VerticalMonitorWeeb: Guys I got a new vertical monitor, I can do so much with it
Person: Shut up you VerticalMonitorWeeb!

by Level 100 Mafia God Funy meme March 1, 2019

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019

Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it

I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar

by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017

The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011