rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Joint Venture

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.

Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.

by LuvUevenIf May 17, 2018

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.

Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"

by Bustadave November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.

I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by 9kandwutisthis November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw

Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture

by whattt? November 24, 2010